Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.

This week, double his demeanor.

Britain files suit against her boyfriend, Jackson.

Britain is allergic to cats and avocados, but won't cut them out of her life.

Jackson's worried about her health.

He says she should stay out of contact with allergens.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Only one man can decide.

These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural

reference.

This is an obscure cultural reference, but it is in the form this time.

And for the very first time in the history of Judge John Hodgman podcasting, it is in

the form of a riddle.

So listen carefully, litigants.

You have to answer this riddle.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into six times ten to the twenty-third power pieces?

What do you get when you cut an avocado into six times ten to the twenty-third power pieces?

Think it over?

While Baylif Jesse Thorn is swearing you in.

Britain, Jackson, please rise and raise your right hands.

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