Live From San Francisco Sketchfest 2019
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2019
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's your judge John Hodgman here to tell you that this week's episode |
| 0:06.3 | was recorded live at the historic Castro Theatre as part of San Francisco sketch fest. |
| 0:11.8 | In Neckay Fitz Clark from Max Fenn's own minority corner podcast joins us on stage as well |
| 0:16.6 | as our musical guest, the great Martin Luther McCoy. |
| 0:20.0 | And wow, this episode is a wild ride. |
| 0:22.8 | So if you're driving, I trust you're already buckled up, but if you're not driving, go |
| 0:26.8 | into your car and buckle up and join us on stage now at the Castro Theatre. |
| 0:33.8 | San Francisco, you've come to us desperate for justice and we are here at the Castro Theatre |
| 0:39.3 | to deliver it. |
| 0:44.1 | Let's bring out our first set of litigants. |
| 0:46.1 | Please welcome to the stage, Raya and Somali. |
| 0:55.4 | Tonight's case, bleach of contract. |
| 0:59.0 | Raya brings the case against her friend Somali. |
| 1:02.0 | Somali thinks Raya should die her hair. |
| 1:04.6 | Raya is opposed. |
| 1:06.6 | Who's right? |
| 1:07.6 | Who's wrong? |
| 1:08.6 | Only one man can decide. |
| 1:09.6 | Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers an obscure cultural |
| 1:15.0 | reference. |
| 1:22.4 | Then I was in San Trope at a cafe and there was another woman with long white hair, very |
| 1:29.6 | chic. |
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