Forced Arbor-tration

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Richard brings the case against his husband, Chris. They have a Japanese Maple tree in their yard and Richard loves it. But, Chris thinks it’s an eyesore! Thank you to Anna Oakley for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions. It's the second week of the MaxFunDrive! Your monthly contributions make it possible for us to keeping making this show. Visit MaximumFun.org/donate to become a member or to upgrade your current membership! Thank you to all of our new and continuing members for your contributions. We cannot provide Internet Justice without you!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.2	I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.8	It's the second week of Max Fund Drive.
0:07.7	The only time that we ask our audience for their support.
0:10.2	We'll talk about the Max Fund Drive later on in the episode, but make sure to visit maximumfund.org
0:15.0	slash donate and check out all the cool prizes you can get and all the contribution levels
0:19.3	and become a member of Max Fund.
0:22.1	This week, forced arbitration, Richard brings the case against his husband, Chris.
0:27.6	They have a Japanese maple tree in their yard and Richard loves it.
0:31.5	But Chris thinks it's an eye sore.
0:33.8	Who's right?
0:34.8	Who's wrong?
0:35.8	Only one man can decide.
0:37.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:42.0	reference.
0:44.5	Orange Dream Red Leader
0:46.6	Burgundy Lace
0:48.2	Little Princess
0:49.7	Blood Good
0:51.0	Skeeter's Broome
0:52.8	Jerry Schwartz
0:54.4	Golden Pond
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