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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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It's time to clear the docket! Beard stubble, shower hair, Friendsgiving, sleeping while listening to podcasts, the difference between SUVs and trucks, and much much more!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Balef Jesse Thorn, and joining me from Brooklyn,
0:08.4	New York City with a paint murals of Biggie is Judge John Hodgman. All over Park Slope.
0:14.5	Yeah, you know, we got murals of Jonathan Leatham up in here in Park Slope.
0:18.2	Murals of strollers outside bodegas, outside fall restaurants, sorry.
0:26.0	So Jesse, look, I am back in Brooklyn. Main is sadly in the rearview mirror, and it is
0:34.0	farther than the objects appear. It is gone in my past for now. Thank you, Joel Mann.
0:39.7	Thank you, Monty Belmonti for anchoring that all-newing episode last week. I'm back in Brooklyn,
0:45.6	and Jesse, I gotta tell you, I'm mad. Really, I'm not mad about the geographical change, Jesse.
0:52.0	That's okay. These are the emotional lurches of life that make life interesting.
0:57.3	I'm mad because I got back to Brooklyn, and I got an email. It made me mad. Wow.
1:03.7	Got an email from listener Kate. Now, we've heard from Kate before Jesse, because remember when
1:09.9	we were, remember when we decided to turn this podcast into an all-condomance podcast, because
1:13.8	we decided we wanted to be really popular in millionaires. Yeah. Yeah. And we were struggling for a name,
1:20.5	you know, and Kate came through with a pretty good name back in August. Kate came through the name
1:26.2	Condugents. Condugents. It's pretty good. It's pretty solid. For a Doe Boys knockoff podcast.
1:32.2	Yeah. I'm still pretty sure we should do it, but we'll put a pin in that. Kate went from being my
1:38.0	top fave to my phantilevel problematic fave. Wow. Because then Kate followed up with an email
1:45.8	on September 10th saying hello from Vermont. Okay. So far, settle a bit. Did David Reese write
1:55.1	that beaches of Michigan segment? Wow. Yeah. Wow. This is a reference, of course, to a couple of
2:02.4	weeks ago, when I had eat some crow, I had to munch on some crow, because I had been on the podcast
2:07.4	talking about how Michigan, how Lake Michigan has no decent beaches. I don't care whether in your
2:12.6	Wisconsin, Indiana or Michigan, Lake Michigan has no decent beaches and people were mad at me about it.
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