Double In-Dented-Ty

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This week, we hear a dispute between two comedy writers: Andy Wood (Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Probably Science podcast) and Chip Pope (LOPEZ, It Happened in Hollywood podcast)! Andy brings the case against his friend, Chip. Andy accidentally backed into Chip's car, causing damage to the door. Andy agreed to fully cover the cost of the repair. But before Chip could get the door fixed, Chip was in another car accident that caused larger damage to the door. Andy says that because of the second accident Chip should now split the insurance deductible with him. Chip disagrees. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgeman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, double
0:07.4	indented tea. Andy brings the case against his friend Chip. Andy accidentally backed into
0:16.1	Chip's car, causing damage to the door. Andy agreed to fully cover the cost of the repair.
0:23.6	But before Chip could get the door fixed, he was in another car accident that caused even more
0:31.3	damage to the door. Andy says that because of the second accident, Chip should now split the
0:38.0	insurance deductible with him. Chip disagrees. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please
0:45.1	rise as Judge John Hodgeman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:54.9	Even though I was alone, I was really happy for time. It's like that book I read in ninth grade
0:59.5	that said, it is a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people. Bail of Jesse Thorn,
1:04.6	swear them in. Andy Chip, please rise and raise your right hands. Do swear to tell the truth,
1:10.2	the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever. I do. I do. Do you swear
1:17.8	to abide by Judge John Hodgeman's ruling despite the fact that his car is missing a door,
1:23.2	just like my little league coach, Tim. Yes, I do. Yes, see. Yes, I do.
1:32.0	Now, I want to be clear, John. Yes. It wasn't my little league coach that was missing a door. It
1:38.4	was his car, but he did drive kids to games in that car that was a tire door. What was the kind of car?
1:46.8	It was like a Mercury Grand Marquis or something like that, like a 76 Mercury Grand Marquis,
1:51.9	a classic missing door car. Yeah, yeah. That's an unapproved mod for a Mercury marquee.
1:58.8	I think like a Dotson Honeybee could also be missing a door, but it's not like it had a net.
2:04.9	It wasn't like a stock car. It just a door at some point had come off the car and it continued to
2:12.8	drive it. Yeah, right. Exactly. He used to put a ping pong paddle in a sock and make us field with
2:18.3	that, so we would have soft hands. Yeah, probably Captain America tore it off to use it as a shield.
2:23.2	Most likely. Yeah, probably. Am I in the courtroom now? I don't know. Okay. Andy Chipp for an
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