Lindy and Meagan Start an Insurrection at the Gaylord Texan
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
What’s up, Gaylords?? (← texas reference)
This week, Lindy and Meagan hit the dusty trails again with their tiny influencer mics. That’s right. These two BBWs take BBW flights to Dallas, Texas for Podcast Movement, the only movement. And where else would they rest their gorgeous heads but at THE Gaylord Texan? The place where the DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS live??
So we’re networking, we’re being networked at, we’re eating chicken, we’re eating pickles. A-plot? No spoilers, but it involves a zip line. Plus, Lindy’s SECRET b-plot/MYSTERY!!! 🩸Let us know your every thought (703) 829-0003.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, the question of the day is, was the Alamo German? |
| 0:06.9 | We're walking through the central plaza of Gaylord Town. |
| 0:11.8 | You have a town square of the Gaylord Resort. |
| 0:15.3 | And one of the buildings is shaped like sort of a fiberglass, one-to-one scale alamo. |
| 0:23.1 | And I know that in Texas they really want you to remember the alamo. |
| 0:28.0 | And I remember, I fulfilled the brief. |
| 0:32.3 | I remember that the alamo existed. |
| 0:36.3 | But I don't, what is, who did the alamo existed but i but i don't what is who did the alamo were the guys inside the |
| 0:43.2 | alamo good or bad were the but were the people outside the alamo trying to get the people in the |
| 0:53.6 | alamo to come out of the Alamo? |
| 0:55.4 | Was the Confederacy involved? |
| 0:58.3 | That's our big question. |
| 0:59.9 | So, unfortunately, there's no way to know. |
| 1:02.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.1 | So history will never answer this mystery. |
| 1:09.2 | It will remain one of history's mysteries. |
| 1:10.5 | It will remain one of history's mysteries. Text me back. Text me back. |
| 1:26.6 | Text me back. Text me back. Hello and welcome to text me back. I'm Megan Hatcham back. Hello and welcome to text me back. I'm Megan Hatcher-Maze and I'm Lindy West. Welcome to our show. It's definitely me and Lindy, a real human woman. That's right, Megan, it's me, Lindy. This is what I sound like. |
| 1:53.9 | Anyway, I just wanted to hop on and give a little introduction of what you're about to hear since we might have some new listeners, who knows? And we didn't want to throw any new listeners into the deep end with one of our |
| 2:05.5 | more deranged episodes. Normally, both myself, Megan and Lindy, would be doing this intro for you. |
| 2:12.5 | And I probably fooled you with my Lindy impression. That's right, Megan. It was a killer impression of |
| 2:18.5 | Lindy. But she's not really here. She's on an airplane. So I'm recording the intro myself. |
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