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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinney

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

You won’t believe who we have on the podcast today. She’s a Phillies fan and a Gritty stan  🔔 she’s anti-youth culture 🫶and she washed these guys 💇‍♀️that’s right it’s… KELSEY MCKINNEY.

Kelsey McKinney—beloved Normal Gossip queen, Defector co-founder, and Philly’s own sports mascot oracle—joins the pod for a completely deranged round of FMKHFDCGT with Philadelphia sports mascots. From the chaotic genius of Gritty to a suspiciously off-brand cat from Villanova, Kelsey herself ranks, judges, and makes forward-thinking marital commitments to our most beloved and accursed icons. 

AND DON’T MISS LINDY’S SHREW UPDATE…After discovering (potentially) one extremely loyal shrew or (possibly) eight extremely confused ones, Lindy needs our Patreon more than ever to fund her shrew-relocation road trips!!! www.patreon.com/textmebackpod

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.


Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.


You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Lindy's surprise micro segment

0:02.0

Now it doesn't have a theme song yet

0:06.5

Listeners?

0:08.0

Well, you know, actually it does

0:10.2

Hang on because last time that this happened

0:12.0

We realized that it does have one

0:13.9

Hang on

0:14.4

Casey, Jesus Christ

0:17.5

I was reading something in the media board

0:19.6

And thinking of your name and it came out the wrong name.

0:22.4

Well, now I'm going to cry.

0:24.4

Me too, actually. This is worse than when I said breast friends.

0:32.4

Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back. Text me back, and we're making.

0:47.7

And we're making another episode.

0:50.1

Megan, here we are.

0:51.4

Hello, welcome to episode.

0:53.5

I'm Lindy West, and I'm Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. This episode is already long, and so we can't do a long intro, okay? No, we can't. Yeah, but I just, can I just, for the record, I'm never the one doing that. But please continue.

1:12.2

I don't know.

1:17.2

Whatever you got to tell yourself, sister, mamacita.

1:19.2

Mama-sita.

1:31.1

But, listen, I woke up this morning to two more shrews in the shrew traps. And then so that brings us to eight shrews. Oh. In the in the shrew traps. And then, um, so, so that brings us to eight shrews over the last two weeks. And, uh, and I, and a lot of shrews, mamacita.

1:38.2

A lot of shrews. And so then, um, AHA Mayfil-A did a little research and the internet apparently immediately, when you Google Shrew, immediately coughed up the intel that shrews have a tenacious homing instinct. And if you really want to get rid of a shrew, you have to drop it off at least a mile from your house.

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