🚨CONTENT WARNING 🚨

We did a couple bad things in this episode including:

• We play clips from that guy we hate (skip first 4min if you literally cannot, we get it!)
• We violate the No-Giggle Pledge about that guy we hate
• Weekend at Donny’s: Donald Trump is dead???
• We continue to talk about the Gaylord Texan waterpark closure 😔

Plus NORMAL BREAKING NEWS:

• Not one but TWO new jingles??? 
• Shrew updates (you’ll never guess what the final tally is)
• Ned!!!!!!!!

Textmebackolytes, we need you oiled, suited, and ready to deploy to the Wisconsin Dells for the 2026 season! Post up at the old timey photo station. Take your position surveilling the lazy river. Populate the snack stand. We’re pulling through. Aaaaand we ARE open to sponsors….Wisconsin Dells Corp, give us a call (703) 829-0003. 

Plus, have YOU ever wondered what glasses Lindy and Meagan are wearing? Have you ever wondered if Lindy washed these guys? Find out ONLY on youtube.com. 

And lastly, shoutout REBECCA of VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA! Happy Earth Day!!!! We love you, babes! 

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• Learn about Meagan’s unhealed waterpark trauma in Lindy and Meagan Start an Insurrection at the Gaylord Texan
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

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