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Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan are Famously Dead

Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Meagan & Lindy

News, Text Me Back, Comedy, Lindy West, Politics, Meagan Hatcher-mays

4.9 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Today, we tide! Sadly, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico kindly asked Meagan (la Reina Lazy) to put away her ass and return to the Continental United States immediamente, so she is back to report on if she a) kissed Benito or b) kissed Ricky Martin orrrrr secret option c) kissed Billy the Magician. AND we are reaching a muy satisfying conclusion to our lazy river saga, wherein Meagan finds the laziest rio in alllll of Puerto Rico. Sorry in advance to the polo-presenting Americans in our community – your experience is valid!


And back at the ranch, Lindy tells us all about tiny town USA and her Braum’s redemption tour. No more asking the teens behind the counter to defrost the chicken pimiento –  we think you’re gonna like what she ordered. 


NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!


WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

The Only Podcast ?

Text Me Back is, as far as I know, the only podcast. It gets five stars only because I cannot give more. It is excellent and no other podcasts would compare if they did exist. Lindy and Meagan are maybe the funniest people I know. I don't know them but if I did I would probably laugh a lot at their jokes. Their show segments are innovative and beyond compare.


AUDIBLE IS STRANGE AND AWFUL WE’RE DESPERATE FOR THE TEA ON AUDIBLE AND WE ADORE THAT WE PASS YOUR HIGH STANDARDS!!!!!



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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.


We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!


You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!


WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!


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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.


Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.


You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!



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You know, the kids today are like, oh, crowdwork this, crowdwork that. I'd like to see you

0:35.1

go head to head with Chad, the magician at the El Conquist's

0:38.7

Resort. Do you know what I mean? I'm not like he was so good. And he was really funny. And he was

0:47.1

kind of doing that kind of like, you know, that little razzle-dazzle kind of comedy. He was like,

0:51.1

eh, ha, ha, ha. You know, like that kind of like, mm,

0:54.7

you know what I'm talking about?

0:57.2

You know what I mean?

0:58.1

No,

0:58.5

but I liked it when you do it.

1:00.9

Yeah. Text me back.

1:12.6

Text me back.

1:13.4

Text me back.

1:14.2

Text me back.

1:16.4

Text me back.

1:18.3

Text me back.

1:20.1

Hey, he, he.

1:21.5

That's back.

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