Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Ohhh the space-time continuum is catching up! In this ep you can find out who Meagan yelled at JUST LAST WEEK!
In this week’s tidings, we finally get to hear about how Lindy’s stay in Oklahoma City is going/went! Did you know in the Midwest there is no line ever, plenty of parking, and mansions for $12??? Are you one of the people in love with America’s mid-sized cities? Tell us how YOU pronounce “Braums!” Call in via the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.
And thrilled to announce an evolution in 🎀Meagan’s Journey 🎀! Will Meagan finally smooch Benito and/or Ricky Martin on the face? More importantly, will she finally find herself drifting along a stream of chlorinated water while moving nary a muscle? Tune in next week for the exciting potential finale!!!!!!
Finally, we have a long-cooking Segment P.U.B.E.S that Meagan has been developing for weeks! We have our first hater!!!!! And I think I know who left us a 1 star reviewwwwwww. Tooonnyyyy! And btw, he’s not completely wrong, we should definitely be YouTube influencers by now, so go and give us a follow over at https://www.youtube.com/@textlindyandmeaganback
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- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
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| 0:00.0 | I feel like such a cool girl on this trip because, you know, when you're packing for like a warm, like, tropical destination, you don't really have to bring that much stuff. It's just like shorts, bathing suit, a couple dresses, whatever. So I was like, look how empty my suitcases. I'm so, I'm so spontaneous. I'm so seated my pants. I'm so, you know, low maintenance. Yeah. You know what I mean. You're a freaking power traveler. |
| 0:24.8 | I know. It's not true. But this particular trip is making me feel that way. So, that's nice. |
| 0:29.5 | I didn't remember when I was packing that I had to go on the news. So here's what I brought. |
| 0:35.3 | My daddy's little meatball t-shirt. Oh, that's important. |
| 0:38.5 | The t-shirt with me and Sam Irby |
| 0:40.6 | and a little Debbie's oatmeal cream pie on it. |
| 0:43.7 | Yeah, just like the news requested. |
| 0:45.7 | What am I supposed to wear on the freaking news? |
| 0:50.1 | Um, |
| 0:51.0 | and I sort of figured it out, |
| 0:53.1 | but it wasn't normal. me back. It's test me back. At last. Text me back. |
| 1:12.2 | It's Test me back. |
| 1:14.4 | Hello. |
| 1:16.9 | It's Test Me back podcast. |
| 1:19.3 | You on the podcast. |
| 1:20.6 | We're back, baby. |
| 1:21.4 | You know, it's interesting because for me and you, we're back. |
| 1:24.0 | But for the listeners, we've been at the location. |
| 1:28.8 | Exactly. |
| 1:29.6 | This whole time. |
| 1:30.8 | But what they don't know is that we've lived a thousand lifetimes. |
| 1:34.2 | They don't know that. |
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