Lindy and Meagan have Commandeered the Barking Lot
Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays
Meagan & Lindy
4.9 • 746 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Uh oh! Voting rights have been dismantled and now Meagan is vying for crusty stinker of the week! But it’s okay and everything is fine because she has made an important discovery, and it’s something called…“The Marvel Cinematic Universe.” 🚨 Spoiler Alert!!! 🚨 If you have not seen The Avengers (2012) through Avengers: Endgame (2019) and still plan to one day see a move that’s already 7-14 years old, consider yourself warned!!! We’ll even be extra nice and tell you to skip between 15:56 and 17:26 if you don’t want Avengers: Endgame (2019) to be ruined for you. Tell us what character within the Marvel Universe is helping you dissociate! Sounds like something we could get into in the Discord? Join the convo via patreon.com/textmebackpod??? Also, special shoutout to SHANNON and famous kingleheimer husband Stephen for the incredible contribution to our Whatcha Watchin’ vertical.
And next, Lindy was in Phoenix! And boy did she miss the opportunity of a lifetime. Do YOU have any idea what we should be asking about Arizona? Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com! We gotta know what we gotta know!!
And lastly, Meagan gets an email, raising one important question: Darrick…u okay, bud??
NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!
- Listen to Big Ron betray Lindy in Lindy and Meagan and Big Ron Have a Secret
- Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
- Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
- Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
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- Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts!
This podcast makes me happy
Apparently, as a longtime listener, I owe you an accolade, so consider yourself accoladed! I love the podcast so much I named my cat Barry.
PAMSTER206 THANK YOU FOR THIS ACCOLADE SWEETIE WE WILL MARK THIS DOWN AS COMPLETE FOR YOU! A+++ FOR YOU AND BARRY! SEND US A PIC OF BARRY!!!!!
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- Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.
We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!
You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!
WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.
Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.
You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!
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| 0:32.7 | like, give me that leash. What are you doing? You're like, do you have no idea how to train a dog to walk up a leash? |
| 0:41.0 | And then you like immediately whipped Barry into shape and he was like a perfect boy. |
| 0:45.5 | Here's what happened. Barry respected you. |
| 0:49.7 | I don't know why. |
| 1:02.0 | Text me back. |
| 1:04.0 | Text me back. What do you take me back? |
| 1:05.0 | Text me back. |
| 1:06.0 | Text me back. |
| 1:07.0 | Next. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, okay. Do you like to start with a surprise micro segment up top? |
| 1:13.7 | Yeah, let's start with that. And then we can do... Then we'll do my mystery. |
| 1:16.5 | What you got and then I'll do, I got an email. |
| 1:20.8 | I got an email from a small business, which I support, by the way. |
| 1:26.2 | I can't wait to hear about your email. |
| 1:28.5 | Hey, girl, it's Text Me Back podcast. |
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