About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. So much more than just those random things you have sitting in that random drawer in your kitchen. They have become something that we think are worthy of their own accomplishments. and usually in the world we live in, if someone is getting honored with a lifetime achievement award, it's like that Dame Judy Dench or whatever, you know, Merrill Streep again. And they haven't really done much to save our lives on a daily basis. But that's why we started with the Lifetime Achievement Awards. And the first ever recipient was that IKEA blue bag that has gotten us all out of a lot of binds.

You have to leave a relationship quickly. You can pack in it. You could, it holds... You can fill every grocery. It's unlimited. It doesn't break. It's unbreakable. And it's saved us a million times. And since then, we've added quite a few other things to the Lifetime Achievement Awards,

including the tiny towel, the load towel for after sex that Vanessa told us about. Vanessa, not for that. She said, well, if all your actual towels are dirty, just for car sex. You can use the tiny towel, and the tiny towel is there for you for whenever you need it. But we all know the real reason, and it made it into the Lifetime Achievement Award. I think that was the highest vote ever we received for anything making it in. It was turned into limited edition merch. We have finally show load towels. Yeah, unfortunately, we don't have any left. Tiny towels. Those load towels are gone. People took them immediately. I still use it when I work out. Yeah, me too, Allie, wink, wink.

You know what I'm saying?

So it's time now to wipe off my load.

For a new round of nominees for the Lifetime Achievement Awards.

Fine Alley Show, Lifetime Achievement Award.

Thank you for everyone who has given us things to think about, like that trash can that's sitting at the gas station that allows you to take all of your filth from your car and immediately make it someone else's problem.

Especially when it's a big trash can. It doesn't get overflowing easily.

In a moment, you will have the opportunity to give us your votes and let us know who's

making it in and who is going to be just another everyday loser. So let's go ahead and hear

some nominees right now. And Vanessa, since you brought us that load towel, you get to go first

this week. So whatever you're... Okay. I'm bringing the random little fan that you forgot you had.

You know what I'm talking about?

The, like, yesterday it was my uncle's birthday, and it was hot.

We had all the fans going.

He's like, wait, I have another one.

It's like in the garage, in the corner.

And like, this fans just came out of nowhere.

All the random little fan we do have one

little tiny it's like a desk fan it's a little white one and we only use it a few times a year but it

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