A Controversial DMV Test & Graphic Dolphin Sex (FULL SHOW 7/24)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2026

⏱️ 139 minutes

🔗️ Recording | Apple Podcasts | RSS

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Summary

With thousands of people having to re-take the DMV written test after a cheating scandal, we decided to take one on the air. The catch: whoever loses has to spend hours alone inside the DMV. How many hours, you say? One hour for every incorrect answer. It came down to two people in the end. There were tantrums, controversies, and a lot of debate on who the loser is. Johnny proved his idiocy is alive and well during Johnny Doesn't Know today when he was asked all Ocean-related questions. A question about how dolphins breathe resulted in Johnny doing a graphic impression of dolphin sex. Ally fell on the treadmill at the fitness center in the building, and it was so bad that a security guard came over to check on her. We are currently on a mission to uncover the surveillance video, with nationwide distribution to follow. Plus another awkward exit interview from another of Jake's first dates. Yes, he had three of them in one week after Ally & Vanessa revamped his dating profile, and they've still received not one THANK YOU!

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to Sandbin! trip, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.
0:22.3	Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.
0:26.6	Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
0:30.3	Hey, what's going on, Glenn and Ali? Are you ready?
0:34.4	I love Klein and Allie, you little bitch.
0:40.3	Klein and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like saying about you, too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Hey, what up, Clarnin Alley?
0:47.3	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:50.3	Meet about Clian Alley Show.
0:52.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:55.6	The show started.
0:57.5	The show started.
0:59.6	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:02.5	Three, two, one.
1:04.9	And here we go.
1:09.4	Oh, man, I'd have those feet.
1:10.0	Woo-hoo.
1:11.6	Yum. I'm'm gonna be eggless
1:13.6	I like turtles
1:14.6	Who?
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