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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Ally's Fat Pants, Johnny Doesn't Know and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8679 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.

0:24.4

Go to Sandbin! trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is.

0:22.3

Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport.

0:26.6

Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.3

This is the world famous K. Rock. Hell yeah. Deal's too good to be true. It's a summer

0:37.0

ticket blowout here at K Rock. And once again, a brand new hour begins. So we give you more tickets. Tickets, tickets, tickets every hour. Every day this week. So we get you into all the shows. Earlier this morning, I already gave away some tickets to a guy by the name of Nikki. And no, Mikey Mikey was his name I believe that he's going to go

0:54.4

see food fighters he was pretty excited about that right now call 20 you're going to get some

0:58.4

tickets to go see death cat for cutie you want to be a part of k rock summer ticket blowout details

1:02.8

at kharak.com or here's the gist of it just listen all day long call when we say to and claim your

1:09.5

tickets as we are blowing out all the shows happening in Southern California. Get ready for your tickets right now, call her 20 to Death Cab for Cutie. Easier said than done to listen all day. I know. I know. It's asking an awful lot. It's an awful lot. It's an awful lot. But we make it worth your while by giving you all these tickets to all these shows so that we are forcing you to have a fun or summer and bringing fun back this weekend allie could not do her a camping

1:31.2

trip because it was too hot and Vanessa had her minces so the bears were coming so she had to

1:37.1

push it back to another week or something like that instead we did every indoor cooling activity

1:42.6

you could possibly do movies bowling sky zone i was gonna say. I was going to say, you didn't have sky zone, but of course you did. Of course we did. I even had to buy the stupid grip socks. Did you head up the freezer section of Costco? Yeah, it went to Costco. Yeah, it's a good hand. Spent a little extra time in the cold section. Sure. Can we help you, ma'am? The milk, it's just milk in here and eggs. Now I'm just here for the... You're just standing in here with hard nipples. Just here to enjoy the temperatures. Let's go ahead and give these tickets away right now to someone make their day instantly better and then we get into a brand new hour of the show. Once again, if you are just joining us this morning, recommend you to check out our Instagram. You can see all of the details about Park Week. You can also see the recipe for how to make your barri-a-mustard street-grilled sandwich, courtesy of Jake the Nerd. Since you've been wondering how to make a grilled street mustard sandwich. I know a lot of people have that question. They want to do it, but they just know they do it all wrong. Good morning, Sangria. Sangria? Good morning. Allie. Hi. Welcome to the show. You are the 20th caller. Thank you. Yay, thank you. So we're going to send you to go see. This is a big one right now.

2:50.9

Death Cab for Cutie.

2:51.9

It's all part of Krock's summer ticket blowout. So hold on for those tickets, all right? I'm so excited. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thank you for starting your day with us. I'm Krock. More chances to win coming up every hour, including less than an hour from right now at 11 a.m. sharp. and let me see if I know which band that's going to be.

3:08.5

Well, it could be news.

3:10.2

Could be event sevenfold.

3:11.4

Could be good. at 11 a.m. Sharp. And let me see if I know which band that's going to be.

3:08.5

Well, it could be news. Could be event sevenfold. Could be good Charlotte. Could be no-a-con. There's so many tickets. It's hard to keep track of them all because we are blowing them out. So we were stupid and we got too many tickets because we can't add. We can't portion things properly. We're giving them all to you, and all you got to do is listen and call.

3:25.5

It's K Rock.

3:27.0

K Rock, K. Rock, Clown Alley Show. I don't know what you did this weekend, but if it wasn't putting away your skinny pants to bring out your fat pants, you probably had a better weekend than Allie. I think it's a big moment in your pregnancy now that you've officially gotten rid of all of your pants you used to wear everything was

3:41.0

getting tight tighter and tighter and then yeah this weekend i had to make the switch i had to lay out

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