Life Is Short(er): Galápagos, Getting Thicc, and Famous Bro 🧦

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss Justin’s surprise birthday trip to the Galápagos Islands — his lifelong bucket list destination — where he communed with giant tortoises (and had to hold back from touching them). Then, the guys read a letter from Dan Wolf that sparks a walk down memory lane with some Garbage Pail Kids and a couple thought-provoking Would You Rathers. Finally, a flattering voicemail from Brandon Allen in Utah asks about what it’s like to have a famous sibling.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:12.5	I want to begin to talk about my trip. The trip I took with my wife.
0:18.5	Yeah, I want to hear about it. I want to hear about it so much that I don't have anything on my shortlist because my shortlist is just my desire to hear about your trip.
0:25.7	Is that count? Of course it counts. We make the rules.
0:28.7	That's true. But now we want to hear. You don't have anything. You don't...
0:31.7	We can talk about my mustache.
0:33.7	Oh yeah, okay. Let's do that. It's coming in pretty good. Here we go.
0:38.7	Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.
0:42.7	Oh, dude, dude, dude, shippu.
0:45.7	You're listening to Life is Shorter. We're your host Justin.
0:49.7	And Christian. Long. Long.
0:51.7	Life could be a dream sweetheart.
0:53.7	Dude, dude, dude, shippu.
1:04.7	Hello, hello again. Shippu, my number will meet again.
1:10.7	Do you know what I'm drinking here? What is this?
1:12.7	It looks like a walrus mug.
1:14.7	No, it's an otter and...
1:15.7	Otter, sorry.
1:16.7	And do you know where they have otters, giant otters in the Amazon, in Ecuador?
1:21.7	Ecuador, which is a country in South America.
1:25.7	Yes, and it's a country.
1:27.7	I've never been to South America. Have you been to South America?
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