Eric Andre 🥴
Life is Short with Justin Long
Wondery
4.8 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 June 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Eric Andre (The Eric Andre Show) and Justin talk about how he sold his irreverent, absurd and eponymous comedy talk show to Adult Swim, how he feels about pranking the unsuspecting guests on his show and how his fearless pranking ability has gotten him into trouble with the law in the past.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:13.5 | On this epic trip that Kate took me on recently to the Galapagos on our way back, we stopped in Miami, which was such a culture shock. |
| 0:21.6 | It was to go from |
| 0:22.9 | Ecuador and the people there how |
| 0:25.9 | warm and |
| 0:28.6 | hospitable and sweet. They were so anyway, we had a layover and we went to the beach. We just stopped at this |
| 0:34.3 | Hotel on the beach and I walked out to the beach and there was like a kind of like a cool cabana guy with those oak leaves. I was asking them about |
| 0:41.5 | You know if we could use the beach and I said could we use the beach and he said |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, or there's a pool and he said and a little girl came up to get water from his little station as he was saying this and he said |
| 0:54.0 | We also have an adult pool an adult's only pool and I am meeting no thanks |
| 1:00.2 | Like immediately pictured. What do you picture when you picture adults only pool? It's like like |
| 1:06.0 | Seema yeah, yeah stuff floating around and like yeah, you know porny type |
| 1:12.7 | I picture Vegas show real sex on the |
| 1:15.6 | Yeah, of course like swingers like swingers like swingers. Yeah, swingers in a hot tub. Yeah, I bet and like hey |
| 1:22.0 | Whatters warm when it come in? |
| 1:24.6 | Yes, and the little girl kind of looked up and I was like I don't like adult's only pool |
| 1:30.0 | I like it but then I thought well, what is that mean? I like pools with kids too. I like it |
| 1:34.0 | I mean at the risk of sounding really creepy and inappropriate. I would rather swim in a kid pool than an adult pool |
| 1:41.1 | Let's just leave it at that. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream |
| 1:45.8 | Oh |
| 1:49.7 | You're listening to life is short. I am your adult host just in long |
| 1:56.0 | Dream sweet heart |
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