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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Broken Capillaries, Cheap Seats, and Scary MoviesšŸ‘Ÿ

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 7 July 2023

ā±ļø 50 minutes

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Summary

The guys both have Berkshire tales to tell, including the physical side effects of having too much fun at Tanglewood and the benefits of opting for the cheap seats for a Pittsfield production of Cabaret. Then, the guys read a letter from Sarah that goes down a Wilford Brimley rabbit hole that turns into a debate about the scariest movies. Finally, a voicemail from Cheyenne in Portland asks if the guys would rather lick the bottom of their shoe or lick a stranger’s phone.

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0:00.0

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0:13.9

You're drinking milk. No, no, I got to stop drinking milk. I've been so flammit lately. Oh, I'm glad I started recording

0:20.2

Why are you drinking so much milk? Like because I like it. Yeah, and I'm an adult and I can

0:24.1

But I shouldn't because it affects my I feel it affecting my flamm in my body and I know it's not good for you

0:31.6

I know it's not good. I'm just drinking glasses of it. No, no, but I had a

0:36.1

I had an ice-tod before we started recording and I just love the combination of

0:42.8

Milk and espresso creamy and delicious. Do you get it from? Have you ever seen those videos like what they do to the cows?

0:49.3

No, no, but maybe I should at this point because I don't know. I don't think anything else is gonna

0:53.6

prevent me from drinking it. Okay, so far this is Life is Short or Brought to you by the milk council

0:59.8

Well, let's do it. It's 4th of July time. It's not actually 4th of July, but it's it's that time and

1:06.5

I love it. You know how I feel about summer holidays

1:11.1

What is so I'm curious we haven't seen each other in a couple days in a while a couple weeks. Yeah, I got some stuff to catch up on

1:18.6

We got to catch up what is on so my short list is I basically just want to

1:23.8

Catch up a little bit and I want to tell you basically basically I want to catch up and I want to tell you about a place I saw

1:31.2

A couple days ago

1:33.2

And experience I had in the Brookshires. Oh

1:36.2

You were in oh you both have to have had experiences that you want to catch up on

1:40.5

In the Birkshires. Yes, me too. That is my short list. I had an experience in the Birkshires Birkshires

1:46.8

For those of you not in the know

1:49.3

It's it's a range of mountains in western Massachusetts. It goes into I believe new parts of New York and it's mostly

1:56.2

Massachusetts, but it's a beautiful area of western mass and

2:00.0

Yes, that's my short list too. I wanted I had a great date night. I like it one of the best date nights

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