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Several years ago, I was on the Martha Stewart show, not a brag, but Martha Stewart was to me, somebody who had always been famous ever since I was little.

She was just one of those people in the zeitgeist. She was, I guess, an icon to be around somebody like that.

Even though I had met other famous people and people who were known, there was something about somebody like Martha Stewart or Oprah or somebody of that stature that was a little different.

There was just a different energy around them. But she was so kind of easygoing.

And I mean, she's the way she's the way you think of her, the way she is on TV. But she's also got kind of a calming energy where she did with me anyway.

She I felt calmed by her. And so while we were doing a little cooking segment on her show, I just started feeling very relaxed. And at one point she poured some water.

She we were making pasta and she poured the water down the train. And the audience was, of course, in front of us. And Martha and I were behind a little cooking station. And so our way our wastes were concealed by this little cooking station. And when she poured the water down the train, it made a sound kind of like this.

You know, it's kind of a very audible.

Like a bodily expulsion, like a fart.

Like a fart. Well, but more specifically like more feminine, more female, like a front fart. Yeah, like a front butt fart. Okay. I know you're saying.

And so I kind of made a gesture because as I said, I was quite comfortable at this point. And and just instinctively I said, oh, Martha was that I pointed to her. And I was like, what was that?

And I kind of pointed down to where the sound came from, which was around her crotch.

Half of the audience laughed in a way that they got it. They understood what I was talking about. The other half was clueless. And it happened very naturally, but almost immediately after it's been said after it's out in the in the ether, you start having, you start wondering, you start doing the math, how bad was this? And what's the fallout?

What's the social social fallout of having said this out loud in the world in terms of fallout in terms of damage social damage?

There was none. She was, she really liked me. And she in fact invited me then a couple months later to her house for this Halloween thing. And I kind of got to know her a little bit. And really liked her.

Happy ending.

Yeah, so to speak.

Speaking of queefs.

Let's, and now that we have explicit rating on this episode, let's get into it.

You just want to, you always wanted to say that. Speaking of queefs, let's start the show.

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