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Ladies and gentlemen, I am sitting across from my token lesbian friend, Taylor Strucker.

Everybody needs one! By the way, I like to be a woman of the world. I like to check all of my

boxes. You can't be someone that doesn't have any black friends, any gay friends,

any lesbian friends. You don't want to have too many gay friends because then you're,

I just learned this. This is true. A fruit fly is what they call it.

Oh, really? Yeah. See, I'm a late-life Lespo, so, and I say, if you're going to be my friend,

no z's, no hard-esses, okay? Like, I don't want lesbian. It's aggressive and it's

caustic and I know what y'all are doing to me. I don't get it.

Like, that's how you pronounce the fucking word, Taylor. No, it's lesbian.

Okay, I'm making, that's my contribution. That's what you're doing.

Okay, you're doing the Lord's word. So, if you guys don't know Taylor, she has a new podcast called,

well, it's not new. It's just new to dear media. It's called Taste of Taylor. She was on

Series XM. We're old pals. We met through Stasi. We didn't know if we would like each other.

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