Leviticus 22-25

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion & Spirituality, Religion

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2010

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This bible is so boring, even the person writing it down starting looking for other things to write about. Also if murdering kids is wrong, then the bible certainly doesn't want to be right. And can you blame it?

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, welcome to episode 29 of Thomas and the Bible.
0:23.8	Leviticus chapter 22 through 25 of our little Bible here.
0:34.1	Nah, I don't really have anything to say.
0:35.8	Let's just get right into it.
0:39.2	Oh, okay, so chapter 22, I will give you, uh, I will give you a million guesses. No, nay, one point two million
0:53.8	guesses of what the first verse of this chapter is. No looking, no looking.
1:01.6	And I bet there's no way you could tell me. There's no possible way. It's the Bible. Think of all
1:06.1	the possible words that must be in it. Okay, I'll give you one hint. It's the first verse of a chapter.
1:12.3	That's your hint. What's, what's your guess? Uh, treat everyone with, uh, and the Lord said,
1:18.9	treat everyone with kindness and love and, uh, do no harm. Close. It's actually, and the Lord
1:25.6	spake unto Moses saying.
1:29.5	Yeah, yeah, I know.
1:30.3	That was a hard way. It was hard.
1:30.9	It's not like you could have guessed that from every other chapter that it's ever happened.
1:35.6	But, yeah.
1:36.9	Oh, well.
1:37.8	Better luck next time.
1:40.0	Speak unto Aaron and to his sons that they separate themselves from the holy things of the children of Israel,
1:46.8	and that they profane not my holy name in those things which they hallow unto me.
1:52.9	I am the Lord.
1:55.8	Whoa, really?
1:58.1	Say unto them, whosoever he be,
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