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Episode 30 of Thomas and the Quran, aka Bible.

Yep, chapter 26 of Levidligia.

So, okay, so today's episode is probably going to be really short, although this isn't me from the future or anything.

So I don't know that it was short, but I think it's going to be pretty short.

Because the way the pages ended up were finishing Leviticus, and I didn't – page-wise, I should be doing, like, half of the next chapter of numbers, the TV series, because I'm just – I'm sick of the Bible.

So I'm actually just going to read from the script of numbers, the TV should.

No, I should be reading half of the first chapter, but I was like, eh, screw it.

So I figured we just end short here and then make a fresh start on numbers and then get caught up or whatever.

So only two chapters.

So let's get into it.

Ye shall make new no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image.

Neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land to bow down unto it for I am the Lord your God.

And you know, if I were reading this for the first time with no bias or previous knowledge,

I'd be pretty sure this means we can't make any image, like not even of him.

It doesn't say like make no idols other than me or make, you know,

I think it actually, I mean, it sounds to me like it would be a violation to even make a

touchdown Jesus or, you know, something like that and bow down to it. It says no idols.

So yeah. You shall keep my Sabbaths, because we are his Sabbaths keeper, and reverence my sanctuary.

I am the Lord.

If ye walk in my statutes, walk a mile in my statutes, And keep my commandments and do them.

Again, he hasn't made a commandment against terrible, just awful puns.

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