Today on The Godpot, you know those little dolls ventriloquist dolls. Yes, love ventriloquist dolls. You love those?

Love them. Those are terrifying. I have them in my house. What? You can't be my therapist anymore.

So Satan any thoughts on what you're gonna be for Halloween because I'm gonna be Gaston and I need that little guy. My little height man. Do you want to be that guy?

Ah, that sounds so fun. So fun, but I'm already going as Kesha.

If she wins her race, we have to stop talking about her. The more we talk, the more she grows.

Is that how it works, Satan? The more I talk, the bigger I get. After this episode, I always just grow about two or three feet.

Wow, two or three feet, that's big. That's much bigger than I meant to say.

Man of the world. Man of the world.

Hi, human. This is The Godpot. I'm God, and you probably shouldn't be letting all these amoral billionaire clowns own all the social media platforms.

Hmm, just a thought, just a thought. The Godpot is a twice-weekly show where I, the Lord thy God, interview author, scientist, comedians, and more.

I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts, speaking of which, here's one now. What's up, psyche? What's going on?

Psychie, you are my therapist. One of many, yes. You join us every week on the Godpot to therapist me.

I therapist you. That's exactly. It's therapy upon me. That's right. That's right. Well, I try. I attempt you. I attempt, but it seems like the other therapist is getting through to you more.

So it's confusing, you know. Oh, I'm sorry. You mean Google? Google and no web MD, Web MD.

WikiHow. Web MD. Web MD. WikiHow to deal with anxiety. Yeah, exactly. It's pretty useful. You know, it takes a combination of things, folks.

You got to like talk to a therapist. Yes. And then you Google search on your own. And it's like, huh, this knows more than the therapist.

But would you really have done that if you hadn't been talking to a therapist in the first place? I don't know. Would you?

Exactly. So all credit goes to you inevitably. I try. It's like when someone wins the Oscar, they give big ups to me, the Lord thy God.

They always do, don't they? Right. You're like the God of my therapy, the goddess, the goddess for joining me again, psyche. Well, thank you.

We missed you last week. It was just me and Satan. Oh my God. That must have been trouble. It was very troublesome. Satan did Satan led the therapy session actually. Wow.

It was like anti therapy. I think what? Yeah, it was like I leave for one week and disasters commence exactly. Satan.

You can count on Satan to seize upon his opportunity to mess with my head. Wow. And what kind of trouble did you get into?

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