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🗓️ 27 October 2022
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, I finished drinking the snapple and the bottom of the bottle was completely cracked and I was like, oh my god |
0:08.4 | I probably swallowed so many little pieces of broken glass. I was one of my better pranks. |
0:15.7 | I think we should work on one of these radio teleplays. Oh, I'm in. Bill, can you help get us in on the ground floor with all of them? |
0:22.8 | You just told me not to help help my competition at all of them. |
0:26.3 | I don't know. I don't know how it works. |
0:32.3 | You know who is consistent in and out. My favorite burger place. You will always get the same experience at in and out and they'll put peppers on the burger. |
0:40.3 | Jesus loves the old in and out. |
0:42.8 | Oh, we go there. We go there. We go there. We go there. We go there. We go there. |
0:54.8 | Hello, human. This is The God Pod. I'm God and I think I can fit in Armageddon after Jesus's dentist appointment tomorrow. |
1:04.8 | Jesus, does that work for you? |
1:06.8 | That's fine. I'll be coming out of my laughing gas from the dental fillings, but I should be able to make that work. |
1:12.3 | Perfect. Perfect. I want you laughing during judgment day. |
1:16.3 | Jesus, why are you laughing? No, I'm just high from the dental appointment. I swear it's not because of Armageddon. |
1:21.8 | You're such a jerk, Jesus. |
1:24.3 | How could you laugh when I talk like this? |
1:26.3 | Well, find the God Pod wherever you get your podcasts. The God Pod. Have it. Yawai. |
1:32.3 | With us today is Bill Oakley. Hi, Bill. Hey, hi, hi guys. Bill Oakley is an American writer and producer from Westminster at Maryland. |
1:42.8 | Yeah, that's where I was born. Cool. And I lived in that area until I was about 10. Yeah. |
1:46.8 | And he's known for working on The Simpsons, Futurama, regular show and Mission Hill. |
1:51.8 | He wrote several Simpsons episodes during the 1990s. He also wrote the infamous steamed ham scene from the episode 22 short films about Springfield, |
2:01.8 | which became a popular internet meme in the late 2010s. Bill, I'm reading this straight from your IMDB. |
2:07.3 | Okay. Good. It sounds good. Is this up to date? Yeah. I think so. |
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