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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:05.0 | The Senators voted unanimously |
| 0:08.2 | to permanently stay on daylight savings. |
| 0:10.5 | You anonymously, people, across the board. |
| 0:13.2 | Obviously, it's less to pass the house and everything. |
| 0:14.8 | Yeah, but they were like, no, this is terrible. |
| 0:16.8 | This clock's moving backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards. |
| 0:19.5 | We just want to stay on daylight savings. |
| 0:21.2 | Or as the rest of the world calls it, time. |
| 0:23.2 | Think about how nobody agrees on anything in this country. |
| 0:26.6 | And the Senate, guys, everyone. |
| 0:28.8 | Elizabeth Warren, Mitch McConnell, all of them were like, yeah. |
| 0:33.2 | We all agree on this thing. |
| 0:35.4 | That is why, because I love looking for moments in life |
| 0:38.7 | where you can find the common humanity. |
| 0:40.9 | To know that I hate the clock switching. |
| 0:44.1 | To know that Mitch McConnell also shares that hate with me. |
| 0:47.3 | As a human being, do you know how beautiful that is? |
| 0:49.7 | Knowing that there's some warnings I wake up and I'm like, |
| 0:51.9 | I look at the clock and I'm like, ah! |
| 0:53.9 | And wherever he is, he's like, ah, ah, ah. |
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