War in Ukraine - Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Speech to Congress | Quinta Brunson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 17 March 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy addresses the U.S. Congress, Ronny Chieng rants about the metaverse, and comedian and actor Quinta Brunson talks about her show "Abbott Elementary." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	BAM!
0:05.1	Happy St. Patrick's Day for tomorrow, everybody.
0:07.1	It's gonna be exciting.
0:07.9	I believe the parade is back on.
0:09.6	Exciting times.
0:10.9	You know what's gonna be fun this year?
0:12.5	It's seeing some of the people
0:13.9	who still want to wear a mask
0:15.4	but want to be a part of a parade
0:16.5	which is completely fine.
0:17.5	Some people still want to wear masks
0:18.5	or certain things, but they're gonna do it.
0:19.7	It's gonna be interesting to see
0:20.7	how masks handle it
0:21.9	when you throw up inside of them.
0:23.4	Because we've done everything with our masks.
0:25.0	But this is gonna be a great new thing
0:26.4	to see how it works, you know?
0:28.4	Just like inside the mask.
0:30.3	It might actually help.
0:31.6	Because a lot of the time
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