War in Ukraine - Russian Attack Near Poland & Aid From China | Evan Rachel Wood
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🗓️ 15 March 2022
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Pfff! |
| 0:03.5 | Elon Musk sent out a message saying to Vladimir Putin he would fight him man mano a mano |
| 0:13.2 | to determine like what happens in Ukraine. |
| 0:14.7 | He's like no war, just me versus you. |
| 0:17.5 | Which I think we should actually go back to. |
| 0:19.1 | I think we need to stop these wars. |
| 0:20.3 | Just send your best fighter and we sort this thing out. |
| 0:22.3 | However, I will say this, if I'm putting my life in somebody's hands, I'm not choosing |
| 0:25.8 | Elon Musk. |
| 0:26.8 | All right. |
| 0:27.8 | If I'm choosing, if I'm going to choose a billionaire to fight, like I'm going Bezos first |
| 0:31.8 | and I mean buff Bezos, not like the garage Bezos. |
| 0:33.8 | I mean like the guy now, you know what I mean, it looks like he puts his money in his muscles. |
| 0:38.6 | That Bezos. |
| 0:39.6 | But Elon Musk, yeah. |
| 0:41.4 | It's also crazy that he just offered this himself. |
| 0:44.4 | I will fight you for the future of Ukraine. |
| 0:46.3 | I'm sorry, come again. |
| 1:08.0 | Hey, what's going on everybody? |
| 1:11.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 1:12.0 | I'm Mark Fantinoa, thank you everybody for joining me for today's headlines, is the one |
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