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Well, howdy there, internet people? It's Bell again.

So today, we're going to talk about Trump's cry for help with Iran and another 60 days. Trump has lost in Iran,

and he knows he lost in Iran. He started this for manufactured reasons and lost. He can't even

blame it on anybody else because he was the one who scrapped the deal. He knows Hexas' revamping of the military was a

failure and produced a military that looks good for memes, but hasn't been able to secure a waterway

after months. But he can't blame the military because it's Trump and HECS's failed strategy and failure to plan

that led to Operation Epic Quagmire.

In a desperate cry for help, Trump posted to social media something that seems like his normal wannabe

tough guy rhetoric, but it's not. Here's the post. Quote,

The Hormu Strait is open and will remain open, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the

Iranian blockade, so named because it is only stopping Iran's ships or customers from entering or leaving.

All other countries will have fair and open use of the strait.

The USA will be from this point forward, known as the guardian of the Hormu Strait.

But as such, and as a matter of fairness, will be reimbursed at the rate of

20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and

security to this very volatile section of the world. The process and formation will begin immediately.

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