Let’s Get Lost

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about the slap, the moon landing, and Cesar Chavez. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Check out Sam Tripoli's podcast Tin Foil Hat - https://samtripoli.com/tin-foil-hat/ Bill Hicks on the Universe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWpzT56nxZI Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon to see the rest of this week's episode, bonus episodes, and exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Hey, everybody, everybody.
0:06.0	Hey, hey, everybody. I have Karen deer in my mouth. This isn't going to work. It's too big. It's clanking against my tooth. Teeth. We're not there yet, God. Let me have them. Let me have the rest. You got one. Hey, how are you?
0:38.9	That's what I'm going to say every four seconds.
0:40.8	Well, what are we going to talk about?
0:41.9	You know what we're going to talk about.
0:44.1	Fucking Chris Rock.
0:45.6	Oh, my God.
0:46.2	I know the world's talking about it, and everyone's over.
0:50.5	First of all, we're about to be in nuclear war so there's bigger problems but still
0:57.3	Chris Rock fuck Will Smith on all levels like I mean everything has been said about this but
1:06.4	what what fucked me up the most is the cannibals in Hollywood,
1:13.2	giving Will Smith a standing ovation after slapping a man that is 100 pounds lighter than him.
1:21.2	And a foot shorter than him and his friend.
1:26.1	He slapped a smaller dude. And and everyone like people people were making fun
1:31.2	of Chris Rock like he just took it I was like what he thought he was it was a joke like he so was laughing
1:37.6	because he's like you I kept watching it first of all it also could be staged I don't really think
1:43.1	that because why?
1:44.3	No.
1:45.3	Why?
1:46.3	This isn't no Andy Kaufman shit, but there's always a possibility, you know?
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