Eddie Ifft

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Eddie talk about touring together on a bus, carbon monoxide, and troll farms. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Eddie! IG - https://www.instagram.com/eddieifft/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/eddieifft/ Website - https://eddieifft.com/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon to see the rest of this week's episode, bonus episodes, and exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Hey, get back
0:02.0	Oh, shit.
0:04.0	Hey, everybody, today's, welcome to
0:08.0	To come to each, subject is 25 and appears what shit has been.
0:12.0	Get back here. Hey everybody. Today's welcome to community improv podcast. I can't talk. Oh, this is the show. Welcome to my podcast. My guest is Eddie Ifth. I have an audition today and I'm nervous. Can you tell? He is funny as fuck. He took me on this bingo bus tour across the country. And I just love him. He's a crazy old kook and you'll hear it all on the podcast. I love you all tune in right now. Like, subscribe. And I'm coming to a city near you. Where am I coming? La Jolla Comedy Store, Pleasanton, California, Irvine, California.
0:58.6	This is the wrong order, but you'll figure it out.
1:01.2	Just look, Sacramento.
1:03.9	Sacramento, where you're at?
1:05.8	And all over, Craig Cohnit.com.
1:08.1	Buy them tickets.
1:12.6	I love you all. Tune in, like, subscribe. Keep boosting my algorithms. It's greatly appreciated.
1:20.6	The government. Bleep. You ready? Are you off the phone?
1:31.9	Yeah. Yeah. Can I keep it right here because i'm i'm addicted to it no we how you're supposed to be oh g oh g mr non phone put on your headphones you animal
1:41.3	hey everybody this is how we start this is me talking i got i got the
1:44.8	granola out of my mouth speaking to talk god bless eddie if i think you're the first motherfucker to take me
1:51.4	i don't remember all i know is i took your virginity the diabolical sam no sam sam tripoli introduced us
1:59.2	did he yeah at the comedy store.
2:01.8	And he said, this guy's got some stories.
2:04.2	Are these volumes up?
2:05.3	It seems very low in the headphones.
2:08.6	And then, come on, Chris.
2:12.7	I hired him from Trader Joe's.
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