Pac For Life

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about the 2Pac exhibit, money management, and Cheetos. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon to see the rest of this week's episode, bonus episodes, and exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh,
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in
0:06.0	each. Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is good.
0:24.9	Get back here.
0:32.7	Hey, everybody.
0:33.8	I got my new Tupac sweatshirt on.
0:35.8	I got bullied in Dubai and you'll hear all about it on the tv show right now
0:40.0	tune in hey i'm coming to a city near you washington dc you just missed me you stink
0:47.5	i got other cities though we got st paul minnesota la hoya california pleasantin california sacramento california
0:58.7	there's a lot more about just keep reading and reading and you know i don't like reading
1:03.7	tickets at craikona dot com tune in to the podcast right now like subscribe and review i love you honey do and i'm just rhyming with poo um
1:18.7	ah too long i love you tune in right now what the hell's going on over here?
1:28.6	Why are you wearing your sunglasses, Craig?
1:32.1	Because I've been looking old and Hollywood's gotten to me.
1:38.3	I got to hide the wrinkle somehow.
1:41.9	Hey, everybody, I'm here to let you know that it's not too late. Look at these wrinkles.
1:49.0	I'll tell you what. I'm aging gracefully and I feel fine and comfortable in my own skin until I watch my own
1:56.9	podcast. And then I go, hey, where'd that that tooth go where'd that motherfucking tooth go I treated myself
2:06.6	to some ray bands because somebody stole mine in Texas off the top of a toilet oh I left them
2:14.6	there but they still took but they still took them.
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