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Okay, you guys, who in here is excited about Rihanna at The Super Bowl?

So crumly. Yes. Everybody. Everybody's excited.

Everybody's excited. Well, almost everybody.

Sportscaster Steve and you, Smith, learns the hard way. You better watch what you say about Rihanna.

Yeah, members of the Rihanna Navy as they've known have been gunning for him all day long following his appearance on the Sherry Shepherd show.

Take a listen. Are you excited for this halftime show?

I don't want to say I'm not excited. She's fantastic.

There's one thing she's not. She a Beyonce.

I know she's not Beyonce, but you can wait a minute. Hold up. Hold up.

Dude, no. Why would you do this to yourself?

You know what, Steve and A Smith, you need to act like your hairline and back the f*** off.

Now, the good news is that he did apologize. The bad news is his apology.

Rihanna, to know you're a superstar, you're sensational, and you are a worthy person to be doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

I apologize for creating whatever bruja comes up this.

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