Leslie Jones Takes On George Santos | Alexis McGill Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Leslie Jones covers the latest news, including George Santos stealing from a disabled veterans dying dog, the University of Texas banning TikTok, TSA confiscating a record number of mostly loaded guns, and the U.S. suffering from an egg shortage. President and CEO of Planned Parenthood Alexis McGill Johnson discusses the impact the Dobbs decision has had on reproductive rights, shares the number of healthcare services Planned Parenthood provides beyond abortion care, and why men may be the fastest growing users of Planned Parenthood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	From New York City, the only city in America.
0:09.0	It's the show that invented news.
0:12.0	This is The Daily Show with your host Leslie Jones.
0:43.0	Welcome to The Daily Show.
0:45.0	I'm Leslie Jones.
0:47.0	That's right.
0:48.0	Then let me come back for another night.
0:51.0	So let's go.
0:58.0	All right.
0:59.0	You guys on TikTok, right?
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	Well, I got bad news.
1:04.0	Because if you're on TikTok, you got to drop out of college.
1:07.0	Because universities across the country are banning TikTok from school Wi-Fi
1:12.0	because they're worried that China might be spying on them.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	And you know what? Good.
1:22.0	Get these kids off TikTok.
1:24.0	I'm tired of seeing little Ashley amazing hat for how to flip grilled cheese in a pan.
1:38.0	You don't think I know how to flip a pan bitch?
1:42.0	Or make grilled cheese?
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