Leslie Jones Takes On George Santos & The Campus TikTok Ban

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 21 January 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Leslie Jones covers the latest news, including George Santos stealing from a disabled veteran’s dying dog, universities banning TikTok, TSA confiscating a record number of guns, and the U.S. suffering from an egg shortage.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	BAM!
0:04.0	You guys own TikTok, right?
0:06.0	Yeah!
0:08.0	Well, I got bad news, because if you own TikTok,
0:10.0	you gotta drop out of college.
0:12.0	Because universities across the country
0:15.0	are banning TikTok from school Wi-Fi
0:18.0	because they're worried that China might be spying on them.
0:22.0	Yeah?
0:24.0	And you know what? Good!
0:26.0	Get these cans off TikTok.
0:30.0	I'm tired of seeing little Ashley's amazing hack
0:34.0	for how to flip grilled cheese in a pan.
0:36.0	You don't think I know how to flip a pan, bitch?
0:46.0	Or make grilled cheese?
0:50.0	I've been flipping pans and making grilled cheese
0:52.0	since before you were born.
0:54.0	So don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
0:58.0	You're stupid!
1:00.0	Stupid 24-year-old
1:02.0	with your dewy fucking skin.
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