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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737

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Sunglasses on and coming in hot, Chris unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, delivers your lottery-winning fantasies, buzzes about Beyoncé’s new album Cowboy Carter, debates oversharing on the internet, dives into his biggest date fears, learns how to eat the booty like groceries, discusses all things drinking, slides into the spritzers and seltzers fan-club, spills about the struggles of doggy dadhood, gets real about his health, reminisces about his career, gets nostalgic for “Leaving the Internet” YouTube videos, and delves into some prize-winning paranoia.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/ ) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/)

Special thanks to Jake Wachtel (https://www.noworriesentertainment.com/about-us-01)

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Deer Media production.
0:04.0	Dear Media IRL is back and we're showing up bigger, better, and louder than ever.
0:11.0	Join us on May 4th in Austin, Texas for the ultimate live podcasting experience.
0:16.7	Watch and learn from your favorite dear media hosts as they bring their insightful discussions
0:21.7	from your headphones to the stage.
0:24.1	Get ready to be inspired, entertained, and watch audio get a makeover.
0:29.4	Tickets are on sale now at dearmedia.com slash IRL see you on May 4th in Austin Texas. Wow, I am feeling, I think what the dictionary would refer to as not great.
0:51.6	Hi everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhintered
0:55.6	with Chris Clemens.
0:56.2	I just realized that I had a pair of sunglasses on my head
0:59.8	that have cat eyes on them and I have literally no idea one when I put them on my head
1:06.1	and two why they're on my head it's fully 8 15 p.m so I don't really know what my
1:12.2	thought process was there, but honestly they're kind of a vibe.
1:15.8	I might keep them on. You know what? I'm gonna. I'm feeling body crazy, curvy, wavy.
1:22.4	Anyways, hey everybody, welcome back to Unhinged. If you are new here, hi and thanks for deciding to put this on. If you haven't be sure to subscribe to the
1:35.2	podcast. We have video episodes up on YouTube.com slash outside unhinged so if you want to
1:39.8	see what these cat glasses look like. Girl, come on over.
1:44.0	Oh my gosh, I'm so excited guys.
1:45.8	I know I mentioned this on my last podcast episode,
1:47.8	but I'm coming to New York in Brooklyn
1:50.2	on April 21st to record my very first stand-up special. It's going to be on my channel and we're having
1:57.6	like four cameras, a partridge and a parrotary. It's going to be a whole fucking party. so I'll make sure that the tickets are linked
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