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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Get tickets for my stand up special taping 4/21 in NYC: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chris-klemens-untitled-comedy-special-live-taping-tickets-871231455737

Spreading joy and cheer for all to hear, Chris hosts Unhinged’s very own Shark Tank that ranks celebrity products, buzzes about Beyoncé, salutes the success of Skims, enthuses about Hailey Bieber’s Rhode skincare line, gets real about Jessica Alba’s The Honest Company, reviews The Row by Mary Kate and Ashley, dives into Dwayne Johnson’s tequila brand, cracks into Chrissy Teigen’s Cravings, spills about all things celebrity branding, stands for stand-up etiquette, discusses being a newborn Brooklyn Baby, exposes some hometown Jezebels, debates relationship fart anxiety, and uncovers some salacious secrets from Unhinged citizens.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/ ) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/)

Special thanks to Jake Wachtel (https://www.noworriesentertainment.com/about-us-01)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.0	All righty we have everything going, do not disturb, which means it's time to spread joy and cheer for all to hear or something like that because welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. It is I, Chris Clemens, and what a joy it is to be I.
0:28.8	Chris Clemens. I am going to just totally be real with the American people. If I didn't have to record an
0:36.3	episode today, I wouldn't. I, as a lot of you know and I think I've said on the show I've cut Lexapro cold turkey and like the two weeks post that maybe three even a month maybe maybe even a month I was having euphoria I mean, consider me on HBO because I was euphoric.
0:57.0	And then I've lately just been declining.
1:02.0	Not declining, just like, I don't know, I feel like leveling out, like I feel like I was definitely
1:07.9	on the high end of happiness and freedom and whoa life is worth living and I'm just now a lot more in like reality and
1:16.0	just like remembering that life is just so what long and also hard which okay I heard that one I heard that one you guys so yeah
1:29.0	I might be a little pessimistic today but you know what pessimism is the antidote to this sentence.
1:40.6	Thank you.
1:47.6	I don't know what that one was, but that is your own little fortune cookie for free. You don't even have to order a meal.
1:49.2	I'm saying all of this because I just feel like I might have a little bit of a pessimistic outlook until we get into it and I don't know once I start recording things tend to loosen up but I don't want you guys to be like oh God Chris sounds awful. It's like yeah no I definitely do and I am also in on it
2:05.4	now before we carry on I want to remind you all to subscribe to unhinged with Chris Clemens if you
2:09.4	haven't there's video episodes up on YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged.
2:14.4	And we also do an after show on Patreon.com
2:17.5	slash Chris Clemens.
2:18.5	However, we will not be doing one today.
2:20.6	However, however, you can go and watch all the past ones if you haven't. I love doing the after shows. I mean, not only because I get to
2:30.4	breathe in and exhale.
2:39.0	Yeah, but it's just also it feels like much more of a hangout. This feels more like showbiz baby, but like that feels really chill and calm like I'm on
2:45.6	face time with the girls. So yeah we're not doing one today but like I said also
2:51.4	very exciting I'm still unsure if we're going to be doing an episode of unhinged during this
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