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🗓️ 18 April 2024
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Striped and sexy, Chris joins Brooke Averick of Obsessed as they talk all things East Coast, venture into the mind of Kurtis Conner, dig into Unhinged citizens’ Spring Break shenanigans, dive into drunk Dads, give the final verdict on splitting during family vacations, chat crushes and Karma, get schooled on geography, revisit huffing, delve into your weird obsessions, pine over pimple popping, reminisce about Orbeez, unpack unboxing videos, crack into collecting minis, lament about tattoo removal, buzz about burger orders, and expose JoJo Siwa’s new era.
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0:21.9 | from your headphones to the stage. |
0:24.1 | Get ready to be inspired, entertained, and watch audio get a makeover. |
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0:45.0 | Quiet on set. |
0:48.0 | Oop, that is literally me. |
0:50.0 | Anyways, hi everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens? |
0:54.3 | I have no idea why I'm screaming. |
0:55.6 | I am so sorry. |
0:56.6 | Hi everybody, welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. |
1:00.4 | Is that better? |
1:01.7 | Oh my god, guys, I just got back from an ultrasound. |
1:05.0 | Oh, it's a girl! |
1:08.0 | Just kidding. I have like a bump on my chest. I've had it for like as long as I can remember and my doctor now that I |
1:16.2 | have insurance told me to get an ultrasound and I was like bitch I'm not pregnant I'm just a little curvier and she was like no it's to check what's going on there |
1:30.0 | so I just got it and oh my God I was feeling my like newborn or like newly pregnancy fantasy I was loving it the |
1:41.6 | nurse or person doing the ultrasound I mean God bless them may they get so much pay because I just was like so is that a camera how does this I take a picture? Like, do you see a heartbeat? |
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