Learning How to Love Yourself (w/ Charla Lauriston)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2019
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
"Every black person I know is in therapy. And if they're not, I encourage them to be."
Charla Lauriston (Ghosted, People of Earth) dissects white privilege, how hard it is to be a black woman in the dating scene, and the uphill battle to learn how to love yourself. Nicole Byer is stating a war with Jeff Bezos, shares her opinion on Taylor Swift (it's not good) and they both discuss their favorite weed to smoke. Nicole provides a listener some important dating advice that everyone should hear.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby! |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, baby! |
| 0:26.0 | Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:30.0 | A podcast where me and a cold buyer try to figure out how I'm still single, even though |
| 0:36.0 | if you ask me to pull the lint from between your toes and put it in a dish and serve it to myself, I would. |
| 0:48.0 | Oh boy, I'm running out of these. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm running very loud. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm running so low, okay, that person you just heard is my guest today. |
| 0:58.0 | She's written for Kimmy Schmidt, Ghosted People from Earth, People Other Earth, People From Earth, it was on TVS. |
| 1:07.0 | You better believe it's Charlotte Lawrence Stinn! |
| 1:11.0 | Do I say that right? |
| 1:12.0 | Lawrence Stinn. |
| 1:13.0 | Lawrence Stinn. |
| 1:14.0 | Close enough. |
| 1:15.0 | It's so funny because I've known you for probably a decade at this point. |
| 1:19.0 | And I have, we hosted a show together. |
| 1:23.0 | We did. |
| 1:24.0 | And I have been mispronouncing your name. |
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