Blowjob Tips (w/ Jake and Amir)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (Jake and Amir) discuss their favorite porn, whether they like to 69, if they would enjoy sucking their own dick, the best lubes to masturbate with, and give some blowjob advice. Nicole shares the insane things she requests in her final will and funeral. She's also jumping back in the app game and has Jake and Amir rate her new Tinder profile. Check out Jake and Amir's advice podcast If I Were You. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of oh, I want you, baby!
0:28.8	I'm running low on these facts.
0:46.3	You just finished telling us that you don't think you're crass.
0:50.3	I don't find what I say, Ranchie.
0:52.6	I don't think I'm Ranchie at all.
0:55.2	I think I'm fun and whimsical.
0:59.0	Oh boy, my guest today.
1:01.0	They're my daddy's.
1:05.2	D.A. let me do a butt test.
1:09.0	Oh, we got Jake Gunna-Mear!
1:13.4	Or Amir and Jake.
1:15.4	Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:16.4	Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:17.4	Either one now.
1:18.4	But why?
1:19.4	Because Amir is alphabetically first.
1:21.8	That's right.
1:22.8	But I feel like you're always referred to as Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:24.8	Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:25.8	Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:26.8	Jake Gunna-Mear.
1:27.8	Amir and Jake Gunna-Mear.
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