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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

"If he had chest hair, I would've had rug burn. That's all I'm saying." Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) discuss their mutual hate for Coffee Meets Bagel, share some of their worst hookup stories, discuss which vibrators they use as massagers, and why Dulcé's superstitious about masturbating. Nicole begs everybody to cum everyday. They also answer questions from the audience in a very special podcast Q&A! This episode was recorded live at JFL NorthWest in Vancouver, Canada. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	I love you too alive episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	A podcast worth me in a call buyer is trying to figure out why she's still single, even though
0:38.0	if you come in a jar and ask me to keep it on my bedstand, I would.
0:46.0	No questions asked.
0:50.0	I know you.
0:51.0	I've done too many episodes and these are getting harder and harder to come up with.
0:56.0	Maybe you should just have a moment where you're just like, let me just like bank these.
1:00.0	I just put on the green light.
1:02.0	Yeah, like the podcast where I've decided that those little balls you put in your pussy, I'll buy those in a 10 pack.
1:10.0	See, but that with me and I did extra work.
1:14.0	This bitch is lazy.
1:16.0	Okay, listen, I'm here.
1:18.0	I'm here in Vancouver.
1:22.0	Are we in a French party, Canada?
1:26.0	No, that's not true.
1:28.0	Montrigal is where they're like, we think we in Paris.
1:32.0	Everyone is like pretty rude.
1:34.0	Give it to me, pal, fuck you.
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