The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Bugles and welcome to issue 4,227 of the Bugle its Monday the 25th of April.

In 2022 of all years and I'm Andy Zoltzman, keeping it as far from real as humanly possible

here in the shed of immutable truth in London's Glamerous London area.

Because when you're as naturally innately glamorous as I am, and you just get any more glamorous

in this shed with a box full of vintage sewing cricket bats and a large wooden duck

glimmering up at the back.

It doesn't matter where you live, it's a metaphorical red carpet photo shoot wherever I

go.

I just wish occasionally I'd let myself live my own life.

Joining me today from no fewer than one hemisphere of this planet are Bugle co-hosts

for this week.

Our Tiff Stevenson and Neil Dalmer here.

Hello both of you.

Hello.

How are you both in, let's do this sequentially.

I was just sitting both answered at exactly the same time to the first question puts both

of you which I realize is an ideal for a podcast.

Neil, how are you?

I am very well except, except my dog has just broken wind behind me and it can only be

like if the world paper started to peel off the walls, I wouldn't be 100% surprised because

she has done something quite masterful.

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