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Hello Bugleers and welcome to Bugle issue 4,226, a landmark in the history of human communication

because this is the first time ever that a single audio show will contain all of the

following words, albeit not necessarily in this order.

Bucket, violently chundering, Prime Minister, oh f*** I haven't finished writing an opening

joke.

Oh dear, this was written when I was hauling this week last night.

Right, bad start back from the holiday.

Those are all the words that actually, this is what was supposed to be there, was actually

that all those, the point stands.

I'm Andy Zoltzman, freshly back from a lovely lot of things which I discovered, but if

you don't think about anything that's happening anywhere, the world seems a much better place.

Joining me today from no fewer than two different hemispheres of this once great planet of

ours from the south in Melbourne, Australia, it's Alice Fraser.

Alice, welcome to April.

How are you?

Thank you, you said welcome to April like it's your house.

Do you own April?

Well, I mean, it slightly depends when Passover is, and I've missed it.

Did I miss it?

I think it passed over you, but it didn't steal your first one child, so you're right.

You must have put some blood on your doorstep just for fun.

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