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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Randy Shaver has a major announcement! KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. What do you miss about high school? Everything you've ever wanted to know about cereal.

Originally aired Thursday, March 7, 2024.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.7	The 93X half-fast morning show 93.
0:25.0	H-33. H-H-H-Hare.
0:26.0	Well, it's the Adams family cereal.
0:29.0	Introducing Nestle Nesquic cereal.
0:31.0	Nintendo, if we're breakfast now.
0:34.0	Nintendo!
0:35.0	It's a cereal!
0:37.0	And today at breakfast, there were these pop-tarts.
0:39.0	But not like toaster pop-tarts.
0:41.0	Little cereal pop-tarts.
0:42.0	Happy National Serial Day.
0:44.2	You tell you broke by the cereal you buy,
0:46.6	a set of lucky charms, it's fortunate trinkets.
0:49.6	Cookie crisp.
0:51.3	This is a cereal. It's not like cookies. It is cooking. A bowl of chocolate chip
0:59.2	cookies.
1:00.2	See is contagious too. Like you ever see somebody up in the middle of the night you catch them in the kitchen.
1:05.2	You like, man, what you're doing? I'm just getting some cereal. You know what, man? I'm gonna give me something as good.
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