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🗓️ 8 March 2024
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Dad Fights 161 Octogenarian Edition. It's great to be a woman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about jousting on an ostrich.
Originally aired Friday, March 8, 2024.
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0:35.9 | traveled one hour into the future. |
0:38.0 | The Daylight Savings Time is proof that it is more important how you ask people to do something than what you ask them to do. |
0:45.0 | Because if the President of the United States got up and said, |
0:48.0 | listen, everyone's going to have to go to work one hour earlier. |
0:51.0 | If you get there at six, I don't care. don't care you have to be there at five |
0:52.9 | your kids are gonna have to go to school earlier they're gonna be grumpy and I don't care |
0:56.6 | that's just the way it's gonna be no one would agree to that but instead he's like |
1:00.3 | hey you know what that was a stupid idea we're not not going to do that. Instead, we're just going to have you move your clock ahead one hour. |
1:06.0 | It was like, oh yeah, sure, that sounds like we might be saving some daylight, huh? |
1:10.0 | I'm confused by people who are thrown off by daylight savings time |
1:17.2 | Because it is not a big deal |
1:19.3 | People try to make it a big deal twice a year you will hear people say things like, |
1:24.2 | oh, I'm sorry man, I'm all screwed up |
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