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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Dad Fights 161 Octogenarian Edition. It's great to be a woman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about jousting on an ostrich.

Originally aired Friday, March 8, 2024.

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0:00.0

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0:04.7

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0:08.2

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0:14.9

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0:19.0

The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

0:22.2

90. 3. Air. Half-ass Morning Show. Ninety-N-N-33.

0:25.0

Daylight saving time presents one hour into the future.

0:30.0

Congratulations.

0:31.0

By utilizing Spring Forward Technology, Congratulations by utilizing spring forward technology you have successfully

0:35.9

traveled one hour into the future.

0:38.0

The Daylight Savings Time is proof that it is more important how you ask people to do something than what you ask them to do.

0:45.0

Because if the President of the United States got up and said,

0:48.0

listen, everyone's going to have to go to work one hour earlier.

0:51.0

If you get there at six, I don't care. don't care you have to be there at five

0:52.9

your kids are gonna have to go to school earlier they're gonna be grumpy and I don't care

0:56.6

that's just the way it's gonna be no one would agree to that but instead he's like

1:00.3

hey you know what that was a stupid idea we're not not going to do that. Instead, we're just going to have you move your clock ahead one hour.

1:06.0

It was like, oh yeah, sure, that sounds like we might be saving some daylight, huh?

1:10.0

I'm confused by people who are thrown off by daylight savings time

1:17.2

Because it is not a big deal

1:19.3

People try to make it a big deal twice a year you will hear people say things like,

1:24.2

oh, I'm sorry man, I'm all screwed up

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