Lawn Order
99% Invisible
SiriusXM Podcasts and Roman Mars
4.8 • 28.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2015
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is 99% invisible. I'm Roman Mars |
| 0:05.8 | What I've done is filled this out. I'll leave it on the door |
| 0:08.8 | So that the owner is aware of the fact that we made a visit and that they need to take care of the |
| 0:17.1 | lawn and they may not even be aware of the fact that City Gainesville has an |
| 0:20.8 | ordinance that prohibits excessive growth. |
| 0:24.0 | In communities across America, lawns that are brown or overgrown are considered especially |
| 0:28.8 | heinous. |
| 0:29.8 | Elite squads of dedicated individuals have been deputized by their local governments or homeowners |
| 0:34.7 | associations to take action against those whose lawns fail to meet community standards. |
| 0:40.2 | Call them lawn enforcement agents. |
| 0:43.0 | Producer Sam Greenspan. |
| 0:44.6 | This is his story. |
| 0:47.0 | In 2008, a law enforcement agent stopped by a home in Hudson, Florida outside of Tampa. |
| 0:57.0 | Maybe the agent snapped some photos, maybe there were some boxes ticked off a checklist. |
| 1:01.3 | Whatever the agent's field methods, he or she went back to Law Enforcement |
| 1:05.3 | HQ and sent out a letter. |
| 1:07.6 | They sent out letters stating that, you know, your lawn's not up to paw, you have a lot of bare spots, you have a lot of weeds. |
| 1:16.4 | My sprinkler system was busted and I didn't have the money at that time to repair it. |
| 1:21.0 | That's Joe Prudente, who his wife Pat, owns the home in question. |
| 1:25.0 | Law enforcement thought that the Prudentes lawn was too brown, too weedy, and not well maintained. |
| 1:30.0 | This was not the first such letter that the Prudentes had received. |
| 1:34.5 | But Joe Prudentes says he is no deadbeat. |
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