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Distorted View Daily

Latex Mask Asphyxiation Character Work

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

  On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Sears commercials, fart circus acts, goofy latex mask play, and much much more. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow  

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0:00.0

Hey Frankston back here to introduce a best of show. Yeah, it's gonna be kind of like last week where I post a best of show right now

0:08.2

But fear not because later today I'll be back with a brand new episode of TV

0:12.7

So you're still gonna get the same amount of new episodes of DB this week

0:16.7

I'm just gonna be a little tardy to the party and search your own

0:21.2

Tard joke here, I guess the best of episode I have for you today is from about five years ago

0:28.7

It was around that time I rediscovered a commercial that has been hunting me ever since the goddamn song has been stuck in my head

0:38.2

This is the origin of all of that apparently in 2018. It was announced that Sears was pretty much close to bankruptcy

0:48.0

Actually the day after this episode aired

0:51.9

Sears declared bankruptcy this all gave me a chance to reminisce about some of my favorite

0:57.1

Sears television commercials, and don't worry if you're not into Sears

1:01.7

Shame on you first of all, but if you're not there's plenty of other stuff in this episode of DV like

1:07.0

Circus fart freaks public masturbators in a library

1:11.1

You know standard DV stuff sit back and join and I will see you back later for a new episode of DV

1:28.1

Monday

1:33.2

It's not a fun day

1:38.7

And to stay

1:44.6

Another blue stain

1:46.6

Oh

1:50.7

Wednesday's getting better first day doesn't matter and Friday

2:01.3

It's the last day

2:07.3

And it's WKN

2:10.0

It's we

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