Getting Fellatio From A Seagull – This is NOT A How-To Tutorial

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Awkward Nerds Who Work At Computer Stores 2:20.269 Old Man Freaks Out Because He Calledd The Wrong Number 6:51.859 Toothless Granny Vs. Stinky Trans Woman 9:33.134 Old Asian Dude Either Wants To Fight Or Have Sex With Young Man 12:29.252 Airport Freakout Over Human Trafficking Suspicion 15:05.300 Daniel Larson Has Scabies And Keeps Getting Kicked Out Of Businesses 18:57.523 Finally Some Great Sounding Fisting! 24:40.029 Support DV! Thank You, Freaks! 27:03.032 Forcing A Penis […]

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0:00.0	Frank, since Wednesday, March 1st, 2023, coming up on the program today, finally, some
0:05.6	satisfying fisting sounds.
0:07.6	Plus, Fat Toothless Granny versus a Stinky Trans Lady, forcing a sequel to suck your
0:12.5	dick, and which retired wrestler is going to be selling a reptile dysfunction CBD gummies?
0:17.8	I'll give you one clue.
0:19.2	Woo!
0:30.0	Oh Lord, my God.
0:37.0	Fledo, bitch.
0:38.0	Fledo, bitch.
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0:40.0	Fledo, bitch.
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0:51.0	Fledo, bitch.
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