Two hopeless daters. One dating app that dares you to swipe right. The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

It is the dating game show that says anyone can lady in the tramp a spaghetti noodle, but true romantics eight weigh it on the legs of a fried octopus and all meet right in the middle.

It's Battle of the Tinder dates where two of our listeners go head to head to figure out

whose love life is the most tragic.

I think that octopus's life is the most tragic.

We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, he likes to woo his dates by photoshopping them to show what their life would look like if they got married with seven kids.

And hangs them all over his apartment.

That's how he became known as Picture Frames James.

What's up? What's up?

Do you keep them up after the women run?

No.

On to the next girl.

And in the other corner, on a first date, he loves to play this little piggy game

and really focuses on how naughty that big toe piggy was.

And that's why the ladies call him Halix Alex.

Yo-yo.

Alex is a real game for a big toe.

That is.

The smartest joke you've ever told on this show.

I don't ever remember there being a naughty toe in that story, by the way.

In Alex's story, there is.

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