Laser Stories (12/1/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that finally filled a void in the charity community that's been desperately needed.
0:11.1	What's that? That's great news.
0:12.4	Hair transplants for kid mustaches.
0:16.5	Helping little boys feel like real men. Okay.
0:23.1	With a nice mustache transplant.
0:25.4	He's got a beard at seven.
0:27.5	He's loving it.
0:29.8	Donate yours to laser stories.
0:31.1	I and donate a toss.
0:32.1	Oh, me too.
0:34.2	Where we read weird news stories around the globe,
0:35.3	just like everyone else does,
0:36.5	except we've got a laser.
0:38.6	Those other dink waffles just don't.
0:41.2	This first laser story is out of New Jersey.
0:48.7	36-year-old Jay Vaughn listed his 2007 Chevy pickup on Facebook Marketplace and said it was in excellent shape.
0:50.3	Oh, my.
0:51.4	That's great, yeah.
0:52.6	He was hoping to get around 9,400 for the pickup. I mean, that seems like a great deal. Yeah, actually does. I'm sure he did the Kelly Blue Book thing. Sounds about right. You're supposed to do. I hope you're not just making up numbers on your own. Wouldn't you know it? A potential buyer called, and they both agreed he could come by to check out the vehicle and seal the deal. Okay.
1:11.5	Why is this in the news?
1:12.5	I'm concerned about what's going to happen next.
1:14.7	I know.
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