Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/1/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It's a MERRY WHOOPS-MAS edition of Plenty of Twenty!

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0:00.0	Oh no.
0:02.0	I don't know if you guys saw this.
0:04.0	It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, but a business had to apologize for hiring a look-alike Santa at their store.
0:11.0	Apparently, one tiny thing slipped through the background check.
0:16.0	Uh-oh.
0:17.0	Really small, though.
0:19.0	Like super duper small. Okay.
0:21.6	So small, you guys probably wouldn't even care about it.
0:23.6	Uh-huh.
0:24.6	Maybe I don't even need to tell you guys that
0:26.6	Back in 2019, the guy sort of kind of murdered his wife.
0:33.6	What?
0:34.6	But no, listen, he pleaded insanity, which most Santa lookalikes are.
0:41.3	Insanity?
0:42.3	Yes.
0:43.3	And he did get released from prison recently.
0:47.3	Very recently.
0:48.3	He only had to go for that short of time.
0:50.3	Don't even get me started on that type of start.
0:52.3	But he is out now and he needs work. So it's either you put me started on that type of start. Don't even get me started. He is out now and he needs work.
0:56.5	So it's either you put your child on this guy's lap or he's going to drive you home in an Uber at 1 a.m.
1:02.7	So which job would you rather he have?
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