Laser Stories (1/19/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's |
| 0:04.6 | It's the radio segment that's breaking into the fashion industry, |
| 0:08.5 | but his controversial new design isn't doing phenomenal quite yet. |
| 0:13.3 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:13.7 | He's made over a hundred thousand push-down bras. |
| 0:17.4 | Trying to go against the grain of those push-up ones. |
| 0:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.6 | All you have to do is wait for that. |
| 0:24.6 | I mean, |
| 0:25.6 | so far, |
| 0:26.6 | really only 80-year-olds are buying it. |
| 0:28.6 | But it is laser stories. |
| 0:30.6 | The segment for to read weird news stories around the globe, |
| 0:33.6 | just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. |
| 0:35.6 | Those other knee knockers just don't. |
| 0:38.2 | This first laser story is out of Illinois. |
| 0:41.5 | 42-year-old George Owens was having a bad day. |
| 0:45.1 | It all started when he was trying to park and accidentally drove his car into a pole. |
| 0:49.8 | Hey nobody got time for that. |
| 0:51.5 | Alexis, you can relate? |
| 0:52.6 | They come out of nowhere. |
| 0:54.5 | I hate when they move those poles. |
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